Expressionism Explorer Prints

"I should warn you I'm an expressionist painter..."

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

The Scream warms to selfies

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

'He took a daring step into Expressionism and fell out of the window.'

Paul Klee

"I got the idea when I accidentally dropped a tin of paint on a canvas, and some idiot offered me £5,000 for it!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Feel better, dear?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

The Elephant in the Womb

Rodin's THE FEELER

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Museum of Natural Cliches