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The Meh

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'You're no Pollock.'

'He's an abstract painter.'

Glut of artists.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Chiller Theatre

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"Is this who I am?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'