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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Kid doing cave paintings

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Toys

'You're no Pollock.'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Little boys

Mammoth Posing

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Universe of reading

Maurice Ravel.

Ahoy

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window