Impressionist Explorer Prints

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Kid doing cave paintings

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Toys

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'You're no Pollock.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

Little boys

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Universe of reading

Maurice Ravel.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Antiques

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'