Ironist Explorer Prints

"It's one of those large print audiobooks."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Can You Spot the Differences?

Thinking Gears

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Lactose Intolerant

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Paul Ree

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Now showing, at a University near you...

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Now you can send it."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Must be another paradigm shift."