Ironist Explorer Gifts

"It's one of those large print audiobooks."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

Can You Spot the Differences?

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Lactose Intolerant

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Paul Ree

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Now showing, at a University near you...

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Now you can send it."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Must be another paradigm shift."