Impressionism Enthusiast Prints

At the Met

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Edgar Degas

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"If Monet knew Photoshop, it wouldn't look so blurry."

Van Gogh's glasses

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

Who are you?

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"It's obviously an original."

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Van Gogh.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

'It sold for how much!'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"He does impressions too!"