Impressionism Enthusiast Gifts

At the Met

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Edgar Degas

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"If Monet knew Photoshop, it wouldn't look so blurry."

Van Gogh's glasses

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Vincent Van Goat.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

Who are you?

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"It's obviously an original."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"He does impressions too!"

Van Gogh.

'It sold for how much!'

Monet At Open Mic Night

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."