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You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

'The impressionists always bring a tear to my eye.' - 'I hate them too.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"She does impressions."

Edvard Munch

Guessing games!

Maurice Ravel

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Pocket Monet

"He does impressions too!"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

"Now that's art!"

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"It's obviously an original."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Edgar Degas

'It sold for how much!'

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."