Impressionism Lover Gifts

Pierre Auguste Renoir

Cut out and keep your own Van Gogh.

Le D?jeuner sur l'herbe - Baseball cap and Spliff.

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"It's obviously an original."

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Edgar Degas

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Monet At Open Mic Night

'It sold for how much!'

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"He does impressions too!"

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Van Gogh.

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'