Impressionism Admirer Gifts

Monet in the '90s.

"It's obviously an original."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Vincent Van Goat.

Van Gogh.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Maurice Ravel.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Edgar Degas

Monet At Open Mic Night

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'It sold for how much!'

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"He does impressions too!"

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

Close... but no Degas.

Edouard Manet