Impressionist Admirers Gifts

"What's that hiding behind your ear?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

Magician Playing Golf.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

"It's obviously an original."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Edgar Degas

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'It sold for how much!'

"He does impressions too!"

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

Monet At Open Mic Night

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Van Gogh.

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!