Impressionist Enthusiast Gifts

James Whistler

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"It's obviously an original."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Edgar Degas

'It sold for how much!'

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"He does impressions too!"

Van Gogh.

Monet At Open Mic Night

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Edouard Manet

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I prefer the sunset's earlier, impressionist work."

"I'm Monet. Who the hell is Manet?"