Impressionist Enthusiast Mugs

Even with corrective lenses, Van Gogh's vision was only 20400.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

James Whistler

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"It's obviously an original."

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Edgar Degas

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Van Gogh.

Monet At Open Mic Night

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'It sold for how much!'

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"He does impressions too!"

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!