Impressionist Art Lover Gifts

'Then I thought, something like this might look great on coasters, phone pads, jotters, that kind of thing, , ,'

Maurice Ravel.

"I prefer the sunset's earlier, impressionist work."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"It's obviously an original."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Edgar Degas

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"He does impressions too!"

Van Gogh.

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Monet At Open Mic Night

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Courtney Love

'It sold for how much!'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!