Impressionism Fan Gifts

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

Edouard Manet

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Feel better, dear?"

Vincent Van Goat.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"It's obviously an original."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Houdini's Dog

Edgar Degas

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"He does impressions too!"

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'It sold for how much!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Van Gogh.

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Monet At Open Mic Night