Impressionism Fan Gifts

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

Edouard Manet

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Feel better, dear?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"It's obviously an original."

Houdini's Dog

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Edgar Degas

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"He does impressions too!"

Van Gogh.

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'