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'The impressionists always bring a tear to my eye.' - 'I hate them too.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"She does impressions."

Edvard Munch

Guessing games!

Maurice Ravel

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Pocket Monet

"He does impressions too!"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"It's obviously an original."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Now that's art!"

Edgar Degas

Van Gogh.

'It sold for how much!'

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Monet At Open Mic Night

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"