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"I just want to do an impression..."

Vincent van Gogh caricature.

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

'Van Gogh'

'Let's be honest Vincent! What you do is crap!'

'It sold for how much!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Magician Playing Golf.

Maurice Ravel.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It's obviously an original."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Edgar Degas

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"He does impressions too!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'