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"I'm Monet. Who the hell is Manet?"

Claude Monet

Two stylised figures marching.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"It's obviously an original."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Edgar Degas

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Van Gogh.

'It sold for how much!'

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"He does impressions too!"

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

"I see van Gogh's influence."

Edouard Manet

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Man chooses head from cupboard.