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"I'm Monet. Who the hell is Manet?"

Claude Monet

Two stylised figures marching.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Vincent Van Goat.

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"It's obviously an original."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Edgar Degas

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Van Gogh.

'It sold for how much!'

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"He does impressions too!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Monet At Open Mic Night

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"I see van Gogh's influence."