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'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"She's been so creative lately."

Desert Island BBQ

Sitting in a tree

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Valentine Day

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Love Birds love just being together

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"I will answer anything but questions."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

You just keep giving.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Newspaper

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Houdini.

Paul Daniels.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Now that's art!"