Impression Aficionado Pillows

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"She's been so creative lately."

Desert Island BBQ

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Love Birds love just being together

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"I will answer anything but questions."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

You just keep giving.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Houdini.

Newspaper

"Now that's art!"

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

A small heart within a big heart.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'