Impressionist Prints

'I don't read French -- just bring me the most expensive thing you have.'

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Luice's at a very impressionable age."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"It's obviously an original."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Edgar Degas

'It sold for how much!'

Van Gogh.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Monet At Open Mic Night

"He does impressions too!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Edouard Manet

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."