Impressionist Prints

'I don't read French -- just bring me the most expensive thing you have.'

"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'Nice Jack Nicholson impression, but you just tell the truth, and the court will decide if we can handle it or not.'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'I told you those Cagney impressions would get you in trouble some day.'

"Luice's at a very impressionable age."

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"It's obviously an original."

Edgar Degas

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Van Gogh.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'