Expressionist Explorer Gifts

The Meh

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'You're no Pollock.'

'He's an abstract painter.'

Glut of artists.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Chiller Theatre

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The devil you know and his plus one

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Kid doing cave paintings

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

The Devil's in the detail!

Rodin's THE FEELER

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

Freedom of the press

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'