Espresso Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'What do you mean 'all it does is make espresso?!' I like espresso!'

"Just remember. . . Without me, you're NOTHING!!!"

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Grinds

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

Coffee Cartoon - Espresso Machines

'We just have them drink 10 cups of espresso each morning and VOILA! Energy-free jack-hammers!'

'More buzz for the buck.'

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'Is it harassment if I ask the new guy to make espresso?'

'Okay, okay, you were right -- the espresso machine was a bad idea!'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

'Any word yet on my coffee?'

'All our coffee is freshly ground.'

Lady, I didn't spent a week of evening classes in Barista school just to serve you a black coffee.

"I'm back for my booster."

Coming soon - the Barrel! 'OH BOY!!'

'Wow. The 9-11 conspiracy theories were created by government...'

"I do love a good cup of coffee."

"How was everything? You gave me a belly ache and my computer a virus."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

The coffee's not working.

"Life is complicated. Ordering coffee should be, too."

"Our sales have tripled since I added a shot of espresso!"

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

“Work sucks — my corner office keeps getting smaller.”

"This is our coffeemaker room."

The Fountain of Espresso