Espresso Devotee T-Shirts

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You've Had Enough!

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Countervailing Clichés.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Non-Power Breakfast