Espresso Devotee Mugs

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Allegro con molto espresso

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast