"Is that decaf?"
Espresso Expert Mugs
Start their day with a mug that’s as bold as their espresso skills. Our coffee-themed mugs for espresso experts blend humor and style—perfect for their morning ritual.
'How many cups of coffee have you had today?'
Coffee Menu
"Attention, everyone. After many years of sittng here with his laptop, Ed Fessler is retiring form our coffee shop. Let's hear it for him."
"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?
"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'
Balancing two espresso martinis
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'
You've Had Enough!
Espresso Martini Peacock
"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."
"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'
The coffee's not working.
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
Evolution of a coffee drinker.
National Coffee Day
"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."
Running Latte
'You've had enough.'
Sermon on the Grounds...
Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks
"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"
An English and French student converse.
Abstract Espressoism
Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik
The Stages of Coffee Addiction
Coffee love
"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"
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