Espresso Expert Mugs

"Is that decaf?"

'How many cups of coffee have you had today?'

Coffee Menu

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

The coffee's not working.

National Coffee Day

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Abstract Espressoism

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Coffee love

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."