Espresso Fanatic Mugs

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Needs salt!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Harsh Mellows.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Ice Cream Dreams.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

The coffee's not working.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

The Devil's in the detail!

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Freedom of the press

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"