Espresso Fanatic Mugs

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Food, schmood. Can I have a shot of your espresso? Can I, huh? Can I, huh? Can I, huh? When hummingbirds go bad.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'Needs salt!'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The devil you know and his plus one

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Harsh Mellows.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Balancing two espresso martinis

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

The coffee's not working.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Freedom of the press

Coffee