Frappuccino Fanatic Mugs

Hey, I told you it would turn into a pumpkin spice frappuccino after midnight. Hipsterella.

"Iced raspberry low cal semi-skimmed frappucino whipped froth frapuccino latte please!"

"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Allegro con molto espresso

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

wattle covers

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."