Frappuccino Fanatic T-Shirts

"Iced raspberry low cal semi-skimmed frappucino whipped froth frapuccino latte please!"

"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Allegro con molto espresso

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

wattle covers

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."