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'It's just a polite way to say we serve real coffee, not those frappastupid, cappasissy, frothy coffee drinks.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

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"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Cake Walk.

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

"Try to get more exercise."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

"It's a mug's game!"

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

'Here's our strategy. We drink straight black coffee, but we soften them up with double butterscotch cappuccino.'

'Sorry about that, sir.'

'Jeff had to admit, there was definitely a knack to eating spaghetti.'

Hey, I told you it would turn into a pumpkin spice frappuccino after midnight. Hipsterella.

Stay back 500 feet

"For God's sake, how long's that been there?"

"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"

"Iced raspberry low cal semi-skimmed frappucino whipped froth frapuccino latte please!"

'Where're the biscuits?'

'May I have five bucks for a hot chocolate, sir? †coffee makes me nervous.'

One cappuccino coming right up!