Cappuccino Craver T-Shirts

"Coffee wants me."

Picking pastries.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

"It's no use, Marc. There've already been too many decaf cappuccinos between us."

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.

"I don't think he understands how an Easter egg hunt works."

'Yo yo brother, I gotta bounce.'

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

Twitching coffee shop.

"It's a mug's game!"

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

"Tea anyone?"

'Here's our strategy. We drink straight black coffee, but we soften them up with double butterscotch cappuccino.'

'Henry is just back, but not really, from his vacation.'

'Don't say I never did anything for you.'

'Stop your howling and whining up here - you're spoiling this vacation for everyone!'