Caffeine Craver T-Shirts

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

Twitching coffee shop.

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

You've Had Enough!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Running Latte

Coffee Menu

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Rock & Roll

Music Freak.

Lunch

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'A sandwich?'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Hipster Coffee