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Dowsing for Coffee

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Eternal Student.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

"How about a little more coffee?"

Night-shift entrance

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'You've had enough.'

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