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'Scott...(argh)...would you help me,please!...(argh)...I'm having trouble...(argh)...getting my brain into gear!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

'I'm at the water cooler, let me move to the coffee machine, no the fax machines...'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'There must be somewhere around here where we can get a latte!'

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Non-Power Breakfast

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Waiting for retirement.

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