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Man outside a coffee shop uses a 'Latte Nav'.

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"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Running Latte

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Working from Home: In/Still In

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

Hipster Coffee

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'This one's for coffee.'

"Your java, sweet princess."

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Coffee Coven

"I'm telling you. . . something's not right with this coffee."

The Secret Formula in Coffee

Espresso Lanes

"I'm back for my booster."

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"From now on, all coffee will be caffeinated!"

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'

Extreme Coworking Space

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'