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"It's the coffee flavor for those who hate the taste of coffee."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Before/After

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Non-Power Breakfast

Countervailing Clichés.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Pull an all-nighter?

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

All-Day Breakfast