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Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. and can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going. And can y

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Pull an all-nighter?

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

All-Day Breakfast

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Coffee shop

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."