Coffee Shop Explorers T-Shirts

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave - all of our other customers are lactose intolerant."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

You've Had Enough!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Countervailing Clichés.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Coffee Menu

How About Serving Us For a Change

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'It takes all day to eat it.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Hipster Coffee

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

"We have a small menu..."

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Sorry for the delay -- your power toast has become all-powerful."

"I'm suing you for false advertising."

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'