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Tea Shop.

"I like how we've changed our routine by going to the cafe Sunday mornings."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Countervailing Clichés.

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"We have a small menu..."

Voting on their Seats

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"