Cafe Explorers Pillows

Tea Shop.

"I like how we've changed our routine by going to the cafe Sunday mornings."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Countervailing Clichés.

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'

"We have a small menu..."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.