Coffee Explorer Pillows

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"It's small, but it's bottomless."

"Back to not speaking to my family."

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

You've Had Enough!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Countervailing Clichés.

Reading the sports pages.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Pull an all-nighter?

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."