Caffeine Explorer Pillows

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. Coming up. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. And can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Teatime

Eternal Student.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

You've Had Enough!

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Writers without borders.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

I love Cannelloni

Countervailing Clichés.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'What's holding him up?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."