Caffeine Quester Pillows

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

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Eternal Student.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Writers without borders.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Coffee Menu

"How about a little more coffee?"

Running Latte

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'