Caffeine Craver Pillows

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

Twitching coffee shop.

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

You've Had Enough!

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Coffee Menu

Running Latte

"How about a little more coffee?"

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Rock & Roll

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Lunch

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Music Freak.

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'