Chocolate Craver Pillows

The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!

"I don't think he understands how an Easter egg hunt works."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Satya Nutella

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Cake Friday!

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

The wife whisperer.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Chocolate Shop

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"