Caffeine Quester Mugs

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

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Eternal Student.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Coffee Menu

'You've had enough.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Running Latte