Caffeine Adventurer Mugs

So that's one de-caff cappuchino...

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Would you like some coffee, Baldo? It's free!"

This is NOT a Coffee Shop.

"It's a flappacino..."

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Eternal Student.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

You've Had Enough!

Football

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'You've had enough.'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

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