Caffeine Adventurer Gifts

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

I've never been in here before. What's your best drink? That'd be the Gambler's Mocha. Sounds interesting. What's in it? Oh … a little of this, a little of that. For all you know, it's a smooth blend of hand-mixed Amedei Porcelana dark chocolate from Tuscany ... and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans, hand-picked by sherpas 5,000 feet above sea level precisely at sunset ... topped with a light whip of frozen Arctic sea foam, and black diamond cream from Dubai ... for all you know ... Or it coul

So that's one de-caff cappuchino...

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Would you like some coffee, Baldo? It's free!"

This is NOT a Coffee Shop.

"It's a flappacino..."

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Eternal Student.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Football

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day