Adventurous Coffee Drinkers Gifts

Regular $3, with commercials $2

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Eternal Student.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Joined at the hipster.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Writers without borders.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."